May 2013
potatoandotherwise:
prettylittledwighthoustonlover:
potatoandotherwise:
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN, MADONNA,
WAY BEFORE NIRVANA,
THERE WAS U2 AND BLONDIE,
AND MUSIC STILL ON MTV,
HER TWO KIDS IN HIGH SCHOOL TELL HER THAT SHE’S UNCOOL
BUT SHE’S STILL PRETTY PREOCCUPIED
WITH
You were waiting for this weren’t you
I waited my entire Tumblr career for this.
p0ndorica:
p0ndorica:
sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought
it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich
theladyserket:
omfg ok so my phone has a voice control thing and i was testing it out, and i save all my friends numbers under character names so i tried calling my friend who i’ve saved under the name ‘tony stark’ and i said ‘call tony stark’ and it fUCKING STARTED CALLING ‘STARK INDUSTRIES’ IN AMERICA GUYS I THINK I JUST TRIED TO CALL IRON MAN
